Sunday, October 16, 2011

Samuel 1: how it ends.





Second fiddle has been plodding his way through Samuel,I think he needs a hand. Maybe we should let AJ finish it.

Over to you AJ.

Thanks bro

"OK sit up and bloody listen.

Samuel has died. Saul has been bumping off all my priests and wizards, silly bugger. Now he's in the crap! The Philistines are back with the biggest bloody army ever, and a good coach to boot. Now Saul wants to know what the out come will be.

Luckily there is one nice lady with good housekeeping skills who can also do the medium thing.

She manages to get in touch with Samuel for Saul. Samuel is a little testy about being called up when he's finally found some peace from all those bloody Israelites; and understandably gets straight to the point. Tomorrow you die!

Not really what Saul wanted to hear; but the medium cooks up a big feed, and then the next day Saul and all his sons and most of those bloody moaning Israelites get karked too!

David uses his smarts and does a deal with the Philistines.

But those bloody Amelakites who Saul should have wiped out as Dad said to, attack and take away all David's wives and cattle while he's busy.

So David asks Dad what to do. Dad likes David I think, so says he'll be fine, just go and get them back. Which he does."